Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY