/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

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Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NightOwlCraft SMP

adulting, After Hours, after work activities, ages 25-40, Entertainment, evening activities, Fun activities, generation X, hobbies, interests, late night, leisure, millennial, night life, night owl, night time fun, nightlife, NightOwlCraft, pastimes, Recreation, redditors, smp, socializing, young adults

Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have epic battles with creepers, build ridiculous structures, and prank each other with TNT traps! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget about your boring adult responsibilities. So come join us and let your inner child run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3720
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SuperInconvenientPowers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and build stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous superpowers that will make you the envy of all your friends!

Imagine being able to shoot fireballs from your hands, but every time you do, your character’s hair catches on fire. Or how about the power to fly, but only backwards and upside down? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy superpowers, wacky characters, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden ability that will make you the ultimate Minecraft superhero! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner superpower!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5131	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crops Grown:	2868

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TrumpCraftHackerz

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but u dont wanna get in trouble with the law? well, join our minecraft server and u can be a hacker without any consequences! we got three iranians who hacked into trump’s campaign and now they’re on our server teaching u how to hack like a pro. come join us for some epic hacks and crazy adventures! just dont tell the fbi, ok? lolz.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Astley’s Up Paradox Server

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so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is so lit dat if u ask Rick Astley for a copy of da movie Up, u create a PARADOX. like, whaaat? dat’s crazy, right? but wait, there’s more! on dis server, u can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs dat wear top hats. yeah, u heard me right. and if u manage to find da secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Sir Clucksalot. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dis madness? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Jurassic Alberta Dig Site

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we unearthed a MASSIVE dinosaur skull in northern alberta!!! like, who even knew dinosaurs were still chillin up there, amirite?? come join us and help us dig up more dino bones and create a prehistoric paradise in minecraft! we got T-rexes, velociraptors, and even a brontosaurus that doubles as a water slide. trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. join now or miss out on the dino-mite fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4561

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Welcome to CelestialCraft: where creepers can’t be trusted & diamonds are like gold. Come join the fun in our cosmic survival world!

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CelestialCraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features

Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is CelestialCraft?	CelestialCraft is a survival server designed for mature players.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through custom achievements, quests, and events.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is optional and off by default, but can be enabled for dueling with friends.
Can I create my own shop on CelestialCraft?	Yes, you can create and run your own shop or browse others for deals.
How do I protect my builds on the server?	Use the Grief Prevention system to claim land and customize claim settings.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	110
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

V-Tuber Racing – Minecraft Server

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But wait, there’s more! Tune in at 8 PM ET to catch all the action live on our stream. It’s going to be wild, trust us. And if you want to join in on the fun, just fill out our VGTC info form and get ready to race like never before.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane racing adventure. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft racing legend. See you on the track!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hurricane Helene’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to recover from the devastation of Post Hurricane Helene.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a sea of floating furniture, all washed up on the shore from the storm surge. But fear not, brave adventurer, for we are here to rebuild and revive this once beautiful coastal town of Dunedin.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find lost treasures buried beneath the wreckage, battle against the elements to rebuild our homes, and compete in ridiculous challenges to see who can come out on top as the ultimate survivor of Post Hurricane Helene.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey of recovery and chaos in our Minecraft SMP like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StreamerFailCraft

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Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	5165
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mouth Microbe Mayhem

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join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Towns Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4637	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.