Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Secret Passages Found: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY