/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7239	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	1579	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Towns Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5100	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	78	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	91	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4732
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2227

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Animals Bred:	165
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5931	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mines Excavated:	3280	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.