R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	8344
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	7134
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	76
Divine Spears Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5373
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	153
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.