R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	121
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ores Mined:	6925
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	53
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	4279	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Farms Harvested:	307	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	5534	Alien Abductions:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	86	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!