Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Crops Grown: 6844
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Animals Bred: 178

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4772 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Falling into the Void: 1 Crops Grown: 8511
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Magic Items Found: 4664
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Crops Grown: 1317
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Crops Grown: 4363
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Crops Grown: 5667
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Farms Harvested: 306
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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