R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Animals Bred:	151

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1619
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	159	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3674

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5728
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.