R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3252	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	1873
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	108
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Emeralds Found:	7959

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	5397
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Animals Bred:	104	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	834	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2335
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3384	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.