Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Void Gems Collected: 39
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
Alien Abductions: 1 Buildings Constructed: 35

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CastawayMC

    CastawayMC

    CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Star Wars Conquest

    Star Wars Conquest

    Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 26
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Chatty Player NW

    Chatty Player NW

    Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Dragon Eggs Found: 7010
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Animals Bred: 185
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • JustVanillaMC

    JustVanillaMC

    Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 445

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4139 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Shotbow

    Shotbow

    Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 644 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineWonders

    MineWonders

    Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Animals Bred: 94 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Alone Mc

    Alone Mc

    Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Goons

    The Goons

    A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Potions Brewed: 90 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Gaudium Middle School

    Gaudium Middle School

    Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CoolKidzTable

    CoolKidzTable

    Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Gemora

    Gemora

    A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ReignSMP

    ReignSMP

    Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DoomieMcDoomMC

    DoomieMcDoomMC

    Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GCraft

    GCraft

    GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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