Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
On our server, we don’t have stepmoms trying to steal precious family memories. Instead, we have virtual moms who leave you messages in the form of enchanted books hidden throughout the world. And guess what? Your virtual stepmom is totally cool with it because she’s too busy building a roller coaster in the sky!
So, if you’re tired of real-life family therapy sessions and just want to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your online family, join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, the only tears shed here are tears of joy from defeating the Ender Dragon together!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.
Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.
So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
we got a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve a riddle to get in. and once u do, u better watch ur back cuz there’s a dragon guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that can spit fireballs? yeah, he’s pretty lit.
so, if u wanna join dis wild ride of a server, just remember: every stranger is a window to new opportunities. and also, bring snacks cuz u gonna be playing for hours. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?
our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.
join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a chance to compete in epic building challenges while serving looks that will have everyone gagging. Who needs immunity when you have a diamond-studded crown on your head?
But beware, the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer. Will you be able to outbuild your opponents and sashay your way to victory? Only time will tell on this fabulous Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of creepers crash your party and challenge you to a dance-off. If you can out-dance them, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the most epic raves in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to dubstep while wearing a diamond helmet.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out these insane adventures on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
our server is, like, the ultimate place to be if you wanna be a super fit mama and have a healthy baby. we got all the crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you running, jumping, and sweating like never before. plus, our virtual environment is, like, so clean and fresh that it will make your real-life air seem like a polluted dumpster in comparison.
so, like, forget about boring old exercise classes and join us on our minecraft server for the ultimate workout and baby health benefits. your future child will thank you for it, trust us. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to a healthier, asthma-free baby!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
