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| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Welcome to Akoot & Co |
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| Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. |
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IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: |
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9438 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3815 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
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| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
