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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8797 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.