Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the powerman 5000 of vidya games! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from the legendary Minecraft ghost.

– Our admins are like real-life wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? No problem! Just ask and you shall receive.

– We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

– Our server is so popular, even Notch himself logs on to play. He’s always looking for new ideas for updates, and where better to find inspiration than our crazy world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP

Communication, DATING, don’t hate me, don’t know what to say, don’t want to bother, emotional struggle, fear of rejection, love and relationships, mfw, Minecraft, mixed signals, overthinking, putting in effort, reaching out, relationship, relationship dynamics, romantic dilemma, self-doubt, smp, text him, texting anxiety, TextingTomfoolery, uncertainty

Are you tired of feeling like you’re the only one putting in effort in your relationships? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only effort you need to put in is building the most epic bases and trolling your friends! Don’t worry about bothering anyone with texts, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a diamond sword-wielding warrior. Join now and never feel like you’re the only one putting in effort again!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Planet Minecraft Server

cultural diversity, demographics, ethnicity, global demographics, global population, global statistics, Indian, indian culture, Indian population, Minecraft, minority groups, Muslim, Muslim culture, Muslim population, PIXEL, planet, Population, Religion, religious beliefs, religious diversity, Server, South Asia, world population, world religions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where 25% of the planet is Indian and 25% is Muslim! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!

– Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.

– But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.

So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Craft, desuarchive, fisherposseditionroadkill, Groups, habits, haha, hate, i hate myself, io, Ip:, Map, Mega, Minecraft, nz, posscraft, posshouse, smp, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

1.5.2, banner, CUBEVILLE, Discord, GIF, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Logs `/co i` are available to each player

Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

candace, character builds, chiori, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than your future! Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come their way.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.

Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

aew, Analysis, Backlash, Buzz, controversy, criticism, Drama, Entertainment, Fan, Fandom, Minecraft, News, Online Community, opinion, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, speculation, trending, Upset, wrestling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, scandalous love triangles involving villagers, and intense debates over whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the drama on our server – it’s more entertaining than a wrestling match between a chicken and a cow! So come on and join us, because on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT trap is the drama!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kitchen Supply Robbery Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will whisk you away to a world of endless fun and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky escapades!

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty whisk (yes, we provide all players with their very own enchanted whisk for maximum kitchen chaos).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for the most delicious cake in all of Minecraftia. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate baking champion?

So come on, don’t be a whisk-taker, join our server today and let the culinary craziness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where we are dedicated to the craft of building and battling. Just like Floyd Mayweather dedicated himself to boxing for 19 years, we dedicate ourselves to creating the most insane structures and taking on epic challenges in the game.

Our team is like no other, led by the legendary Al Haymon and supported by Uncle Roger and our fearless leader, Floyd Mayweather himself. Mayweather Promotions may be the past, present, and future of boxing, but on our server, we are the past, present, and future of Minecraft madness!

Forget about Conor Magrayga or Maygrega, their names carry no weight here. We only care about players who can make $250 Million in diamonds in one night! So if you think you have what it takes to join the Money Team and take on the wildest adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and show us your hard work and dedication. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, art, Community, controversial, doujinshi, fanfiction, FANTASY, fetish, Fiction, Japanese culture, Loli, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationships, Server, shota, shota x loli, social norms, taboo, underage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must ship shota x loli! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good forbidden romance between a young boy and girl in pixel form?

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own shota x loli love nest, complete with heart-shaped beds and matching outfits. Don’t worry, our moderators are experts at turning a blind eye to any questionable content, so you can let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove of shota x loli fan art, created by the most talented builders in the land. Will you be the one to uncover this forbidden treasure and bask in its glory?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your shota x loli fantasies come to life in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Towns Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between players trying to sabotage each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

One time, a player’s manager was a notorious shitcoin investor and had a big presentation coming up. So, this player decided to take matters into their own hands and sabotage their manager’s talk by building a giant statue of a poop emoji right outside the meeting room. Needless to say, chaos ensued and the manager’s reputation was forever tarnished.

If you want to be part of a server where anything goes and no one is safe from pranks and shenanigans, then this is the place for you. Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Eat This First Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to eat a diamond pickaxe for breakfast? Go for it! How about a creeper sandwich for lunch? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where food and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious ways. So come join us and see if you can figure out the right order to eat these crazy concoctions!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bored in the Movie Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring faces in movies making you want to sleep? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only distraction you’ll have is trying to survive the insane challenges we throw at you! Our players are so lively and entertaining, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, rumor has it that one of our admins once built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started attacking players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	110
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

What is the IP for The Game Theorists Minecraft Server?

Game, Minecraft, Server, theorists

The Game Theorists is a popular YouTube channel and online platform founded by Matthew Patrick in 2009. Known for their in-depth analysis and breakdowns of video games, pop culture, and internet phenomena, The Game Theorists have garnered a large following for their entertaining and educational content. They also have a sister channel called The Film Theorists, focusing on movies and TV shows. Through their videos, live streams, and podcasts, The Game Theorists have become a go-to source for gaming and entertainment analysis for millions of fans worldwide.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

Hacking the admin /free

Admin Truly

Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

[Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

https://www.trulymine.ru/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38