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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5669 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 6150 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.