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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6047 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.