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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7362 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 37 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.