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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 875 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.