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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9623 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.