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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2168 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 142 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.