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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3894 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.