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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5663 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.