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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7859 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.