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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 895 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3228 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.