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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6642 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6887 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.