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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5302 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
New Chunks Explored: | 238502 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.