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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3186 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 50 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1157 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.