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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2908 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2810 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.