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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5404 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 40 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.