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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7228 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.