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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6616 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 14 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.