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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2653 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 404223 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 237 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.