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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 419 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.