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Shadow of Pripyat Minecraft Server

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Chernobyl exclusion zone, creepy, First Person Shooter, fix/enhancement, grind, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, modpacks, Mutants, Pain, post-apocalyptic, Pripyat, radiation, Server, Shadow, Shadow of Pripyat, Stalker, story mode, survival horror

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server takes the STALKER games to a whole new level with modpacks that enhance the story mode without any annoying grind or pain.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy anomalies, and mutated creatures that will make your jaw drop. Who needs STALKER 2 when you can experience the madness right here, right now? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kanamori Poster Again Minecraft SMP

again.., Anon, catch up, Chat, Communication, Connection, Conversation, current events, Daily Life, discussion, emotions, feelings, friendship, hobbies, interests, Kanamori, Minecraft, Poster, sharing, smp, Talk, Updates

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a gang of dancing creepers. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Deception, fake news, internet culture, Manipulation, meme, Meme culture, MIGAtard, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, political commentary, political controversy, political humor, political meme, Political satire, Politics, Propaganda, Server, social media, Trump administration, Trump supporter, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the picture that killed the MIGAtard! Yes, you heard that right – this picture is so powerful, it can take down even the most stubborn MIGAtards in one glance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamacorns who are plotting to take over the world with their rainbow powers. Join us and help defeat these adorable yet dangerous creatures before it’s too late!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond chicken roaming the land, laying diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosive creeper). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a MIGAtard, that is.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3466
Dragon Eggs Found:	3597	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Slopster – Minecraft SMP AI Slop and Image Generation

ai art, AI community, AI creativity, AI perfection, AI porn, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, ai technology, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, John 6:35 Edition, Minecraft, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, SLOP, Slopster, smp, Stable Diffusion directors

Welcome to the most fappable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection that will make your plapping dreams come true. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, NovelAI artists – basically, if you love AI slop, this is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we even have a secret Bible verse hidden in the code (John 6:35 Edition) – if that doesn’t make you want to join, I don’t know what will.

Join us for a fap-tastic time and let your creativity run wild in our AI slop paradise. Just remember to follow the site rules and use Catbox galleries for all your plapping needs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	233	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Advanced Bounty, Boopons, character demo, Cunning Hares, Drawpile, En-Nah, Friends, Friendship Fair, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, Server, Sixth Street market fair, Soul Hounds III, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge and crazy adventures!

Picture this: you’re roaming the Ether, completing minigames and recovering lost data for the Cunning Hares. But watch out for the Vicious Dogs Within, earning Doggy Vouchers exchangeable for rewards by playing Soul Hounds III. And don’t forget about the 141 Friendship Fair, where you can help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair and earn epic rewards.

But that’s not all! We have redeemable codes for in-game goodies, like ZENLESSGIFTHS and SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC. Plus, check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Brit Bong Minecraft SMP Indie Show

(subculture), Alternative, Audience, Band, Bong, Brit, Brit Bong, British, british music, Concert, Entertainment, gig, indie, indie rock, Indie Show, live performance, Minecraft, Music, music scene, Performance, Scene, Show, smp, Stage, uk, Underground

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server you’ll ever encounter!

Picture this: a group of British bongs (yes, you read that right) decided to start their own Minecraft server after a wild night at an indie show. They were so inspired by the music and the vibes that they created a server where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a llama? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only rule on this server is that there are no rules.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and the chance to dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server run by British bongs with a secret disco party and llamas galore? It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Items Found:	5982

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Bants, blocky, book characters, characters I identify with, characters I see myself in, characters who are like me, characters who mirror me, characters who reflect me, characters who resonate, fictional characters, literally me, Minecraft, movie characters, post characters, relatable characters, relatable content, relatable experiences, relatable humor, relatable memes, relatable personalities, relatable quotes, relatable situations, Server, TV show characters

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the meme lords and gamers out there!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with characters that will make you say “literally me”! From a creeper who loves to photobomb your selfies to a zombie who moonwalks while attacking, our server is filled with hilarious moments that will have you ROFLing in your diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne? Only the bravest and funniest players will prevail!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most meme-tastic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a serious player who doesn’t appreciate a good laugh, in which case, you might want to steer clear. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get this party started! 🐔🤣🎉

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Markets Are Boring Minecraft SMP

Boring, financial markets, investment strategies, long term investing, market analysis, market conditions, market cycles, market forecasting, market opportunities, market outlook, market performance, market predictions, market sentiment, market speculation, market timing, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, Markets, Minecraft, smp, stock market

Are you tired of the same old boring markets? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop chaos.

Our server is home to the most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a llama-riding wizard to a chicken that can breakdance, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the market – it’s like a flea market on steroids, with villagers selling everything from enchanted pickaxes to talking parrots.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face this beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, thrills, and unforgettable moments. Who needs boring markets when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

#youtube, 2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Ratings, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Animals Bred:	142

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Barem Bridge, chainsaw, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunting, Demon Slayer, devil hunter, FANTASY, Goat, Horror, man, Manga, manga analysis, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, Minecraft, popular manga, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Look no further than Barem Bridge! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on Barem Bridge, you can find a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! On Barem Bridge, you can ride unicorns, battle evil witches, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon. And did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn as a mount? It’s true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Barem Bridge today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Anime Muscle Girls Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime culture, anime heroines, body image representation, body positivity, female character development, female diversity, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, Female Protagonists, female representation, Female Role Models, female stereotypes, female strength, feminist characters, Girls, Minecraft, Muscle, muscular female characters, powerful women, smp, strong female characters, women in anime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a group of strong, muscular female characters straight out of an anime! These ladies will protect you from creepers and zombies with their superhuman strength and agility. Join our SMP for a chance to team up with these badass babes and conquer the Minecraft world like never before! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a squad of anime warrior queens by your side? Join now for a wild ride filled with epic battles and outrageous adventures!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /b/degen, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/ldg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vg/aids, /vt/vtai, /y/ydg, ai, Archive, c/kdg, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, Gobbo 3.0, Good Catholic Goblins, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, Server, Tags for Prompting

Welcome to the Good Catholic Goblins edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goblins, samplers, LoRa training, and OP pasta that will blow your mind!

Last time on Gobbo 3.0 /degen/: We had a goblin wedding, where the bride rode in on a ponyXL while the groom recited LoRa training scripts. It was a sight to behold!

Don’t miss out on the Forge (New User Friendly) experience, where you can control goblins with ease. Or, if you’re feeling daring, try out the ComfyUI (Experienced) for a challenge like no other.

Our archive is filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us on this crazy adventure and become part of the goblin community like never before! But beware, once you enter, you may never want to leave. So grab your samplers and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Socials Infinity Minecraft SMP

Digital Marketing, Infinity, Minecraft, online presence, smp, social media advertising, social media analytics, social media branding, social media community, social media content, social media engagement, social media growth, social media influencers, social media management, social media marketing, social media optimization, social media outreach, social media platforms, social media strategy, Social Media Success, social media trends., socials, Socials Infinity

Welcome to Socials Infinity, the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for they were saved by a squad of flying pigs who swooped in to save the day!

But that’s not all, folks! On Socials Infinity, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the sky, exploring mystical lands filled with talking trees and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Castle, where pigs rule the land and bacon grows on trees!

So come join us at Socials Infinity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Meat Wrap Minecraft Server

culinary mishap, Disappointment, fast food, fast food chain, fast food error, fast food fail, fast food flop, fast food menu, fast food mishap, fast food mistake, food blunder, food fail, food flop, meat, mexican food, Minecraft, Server, taco bell, taco disaster, taco fail, tortilla, wrap

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to serve you meat rolled into a tortilla like Taco Bell did! Our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun, where you can build your own taco-themed kingdom and defend it from evil guacamole monsters. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos! Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the taco madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Unfairly Treated Nation Minecraft SMP

disadvantaged group, discrimination, discrimination against nation, global inequality, global injustice, human rights violation, INEQUALITY, injustice, international relations, marginalized community, marginalized society, Minecraft, mistreated population, nation, oppressed nation, oppressed people, smp, social justice, TREATED, unfair policies, unfair treatment, unfair treatment of country, Unfairly, unjust actions, world politics

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server in the world! We are the most unfairly treated nation in the Minecraft universe, but we didn’t deserve it! Join us as we seek revenge on all those who have wronged us, one block at a time.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop PvP action. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by our mischievous admins.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Will you rise to the top and become the ruler of this chaotic land, or will you be crushed by the might of our unstoppable nation? The choice is yours, but choose wisely…or face the consequences.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6603	Dragon Eggs Found:	4065
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	830517