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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magic Items Found: 2835
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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