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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3904 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through the Nether, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building a house out of nothing but TNT blocks (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as it tells jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (literally, because the dragon has a special move that makes players uncontrollably laugh).
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “It would be funny if it wasn’t sad… but it’s actually just hilarious!”