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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4842 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 5511 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through the Nether, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building a house out of nothing but TNT blocks (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as it tells jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (literally, because the dragon has a special move that makes players uncontrollably laugh).
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “It would be funny if it wasn’t sad… but it’s actually just hilarious!”