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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8266 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
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