QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

Question	Answer
How many active players are on the server?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience?	It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
What types of players are suited for this server?	We welcome players who value creativity and community.

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8626
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	901	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	88
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1161
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

Overview

FAQ

Updated October 4, 2024

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

Updated October 4, 2024

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

Updated October 4, 2024

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

Updated October 4, 2024

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

Updated October 4, 2024

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Updated October 4, 2024

Crafty Yanks Server

Updated October 4, 2024

Blockhead Banter

Updated October 4, 2024

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

Updated October 4, 2024

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

Updated October 4, 2024

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3