so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 21

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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