so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

    Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)
    Server Name: Survival Minecraft Server
    Griefing Policy: Not allowed
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    World Age: 4 years old, no resets
    Rules: No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. What are the rules on griefing?

    Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

    2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

    3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

    No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

    4. How old is the server world?

    The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

    5. Is redstone broken on the server?

    No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

    Meal Delivery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3021 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

    The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CatCraft Ultimatum

    CatCraft Ultimatum
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

    But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • UniVerseFactsMC SMP

    UniVerseFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2476 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia
    Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 609815 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

    KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea
    come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

    experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

    join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

    don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Welcome to Blue Horizon

    Features Description
    A Dynamic Survival Experience Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
    Enhanced Quality of Life Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
    Player-Driven Economy Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

    Visit our website for more information.

    Join our Discord community.

    Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Blue Horizon? To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    What features does the server offer? The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
    Can I create a shop on the server? Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
    Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon? Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
    How can I rank up in-game? Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Enchantments Applied: 224

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

    Murai no Koi Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Animals Bred: 92 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

    Capital Minecraft SMP Startup 

(Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

    Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

    But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

    So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP
    Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyFamilyPranks

    CraftyFamilyPranks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

    Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RocketSatCraft

    RocketSatCraft
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Helium ShortageCraft

    Helium ShortageCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

    we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

    if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

    so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Ores Mined: 8923 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

    Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell
    u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

    but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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