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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8729 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 439 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5712 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”
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So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!