come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Void Gems Collected: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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