Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 215 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
so, like, this server is so lit that even Putin’s allies are investing in it! can you believe it? like, we’re so popular that even the court is ordering us to reveal our investors. but don’t worry, we’re not scared, we’ve got Putin’s buddies backing us up. join now to be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin himself in the virtual world. #putinisourhomie #minecraftforlife
