Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
so, like, this server is so lit that even Putin’s allies are investing in it! can you believe it? like, we’re so popular that even the court is ordering us to reveal our investors. but don’t worry, we’re not scared, we’ve got Putin’s buddies backing us up. join now to be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin himself in the virtual world. #putinisourhomie #minecraftforlife
