Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Towns Built:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Buildings Constructed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1901	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3101
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magic Items Found:	2972
Emeralds Found:	9309	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2116	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8998	Astral Projections Made:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	859
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	7663
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.