Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ores Mined:	7255

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	4247	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Ores Mined:	1761
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2404

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	180	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!