Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	1303	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5285	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	5283

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	8184
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1468	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4963
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	194540
Falling into the Void:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	1695	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Emeralds Found:	3743
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	4315

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.