Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Potions Brewed:	190	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Farms Harvested:	258
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2645	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	109	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dimension Hops:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Astral Projections Made:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	1169	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Items Found:	6513	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ores Mined:	9528	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9469	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6718	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3060	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	127
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Animals Bred:	151
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).