Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mines Excavated:	3296
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Star Shards Collected:	192
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	175	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	1617
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crops Grown:	2625	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Divine Spears Created:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Potions Brewed:	109
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Star Shards Collected:	65
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8466	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.