Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Farms Harvested:	639
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Animals Bred:	65
Dragon Eggs Found:	7014	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runes Activated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	768407
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5772	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2597	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crops Grown:	2654
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Star Shards Collected:	235
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.